Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

While everyone is sitting home doing nothing, we decided to watch a movie that went nowhere except to maximum complete and utter nonsense...enjoy! :)
Our Man Flint
 1966 ‧ Action/Comedy ‧ 1h 48m
When a global criminal organization flexes its power over weather and tectonic activity, secret agent Derek Flint (James Coburn) is summoned from retirement to get to the bottom of the matter. While he mulls over whether to take the assignment, he narrowly escapes an assassination attempt, but his spy agency commander, Cramden (Lee J. Cobb), is nearly mortally wounded. Vowing to take the fight to the enemy, Flint treks through Europe hot on the trail of femme fatale spy Gila (Gila Golan).

Release date: January 16, 1966 (USA)

Director: Daniel Mann

Music composed by: Jerry Goldsmith

Screenplay: Hal Fimberg, Ben Starr

Stuck at home hiding from the Corona Virus? Watch some TV. Can't afford cable because you lost your job? Read a book. Suffering from illiteracy? Play with your kids. Hate your family? Well, there is always the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This month the boys try to socially distance themselves from Harvey Weinstein, Kid Rock, Judith Light, Buzz Lightyear and even the wonderful world of Disney. They also debut a new segment in which they point out some Hollywood tropes they're sick of. All that and more, without the requirement of a breathing mask, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast

As the month of love and black history comes to a close, the Simplistic Reviews podcast does their best to hate on the concept of love and misremember pretty much all of black history. The boys tackle everything from Batman, to Bond songs, to Rick Moranis. They also introduce a new “Where Are They Now?” styled segment we’re calling What Happened. All that, a brief phone call to Michael Fassbender, a cameo from Walter Vinci from the First Time Watchers Podcast, a Terry Funk For President ad campaign and a pretty long and slightly unintentional plug for the app Cameo on this February episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast

Theft, Trespassing, Kidnapping, Murder, Intrigue, Joel Kinnaman...that's right...Joel Kinnaman. The first Simplistic Reviews Podcast of the new year brings you all that and more, including Simon Appleton from The Movie Moustache. We discuss everything from Bond to Batman to Batman's odd confession in Batman Forever to Harvey Dent. Tune in and listen to all our crimes against the entertainment community.
 
 

While we are in the midst of 8 crazy nights and the Christmas season, why not get yourself put on the naughty list by checking out the holiday episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys end the year off right by checking what tantalizing entertainment news story is stuffed in their stockings, they recap the year, and then finally decide which movies are actual Christmas movies and which aren’t movies at all in another installment of Simplistic Titles. All that and more on this gift wrapped episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast
 
NOTES
FIRSTTIMEWATCHERS
MOVIE MOUSTACHE
LIFE VS FILM
TIM ALLEN: SNITCH
JUICE
 

From everyone at Simplistic Review, Merry Christmas you filthy animal!
 
Movie Commentary: Christmas Evil - 1980
Comical festive frights. A toy-maker who revels in the Christmas spirit suffers a mental break when his work is met with hypocrisy and cynicism and goes on a yuletide killing spree.

Stuffed from all that turkey? Any room for dessert?
Bet you feel like crap right now. Want to feel worse? If so we have two terrible movies for you, a leg or thigh double feature!
Watch what you can stomach or skip this one, because to be honest both are not horrible films...sorry.
 
Mr. No Legs:1h 30min |1978| Action - A physically challenged mob enforcer uses his martial-arts skills and a specially equipped wheelchair to keep the police and his enemies at bay.
 
ThanksKilling: 1h 10min | 2008 | Comedy, Horror - A possessed turkey terrorizes five college students during Thanksgiving break.
 
 

On this Halloween Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, DJ finally gives his thoughts on the recent MCU criticism...Matthew creates a new catchphrase that is as bewildering as it is hilarious...and Justin cries...yup...he's not that dead inside after all. All that and more on a scarily good episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

When general Mitchell's daughter joins South American rebels, he asks two of his ex-soldiers, Becker and Kelly, to get her back. They soon discovers that the rebels are in league with Russians.
Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault! Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault!
A David A. Prior made film on a budget slightly less then a family going to their local grocery store.
 

On this back to school episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. William Davis Moore, from Miscast Entertainment, sits in for the vacationing Matthew Stewart. The boys discuss...well...The Boys...TV series...they also briefly discuss the only Oscar-winning film to have a money shot in it (Can you guess what it is?)...they tackle the TransAtlantic accent and finally reveal the real person behind Warner Brothers. All That and Moore...see what I did there? Because William Davis Moore is on the...nevermind...All that and some stoking of the flames surrounding that old rumor about William Shatner's late wife...yeah we went there...on the August Edition of the Simplistic Review Podcast.
NOTESShatner's WifeThe Boys Airplane SceneThe TransAtlantic AccentPennyworthLobo on Krypton
Lex Luthor Stole 40 Cakes