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Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16!
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Missing in Action | 1984Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and search for U.S. soldiers who went missing years ago. Once in Saigon, Braddock learns that his suspicions are correct, so he teams up with reckless fellow veteran Tuck (M. Emmet Walsh) and stages a violent rescue mission in the jungle.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087727/
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Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16!
This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie
Missing in Action | 1984Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and search for U.S. soldiers who went missing years ago. Once in Saigon, Braddock learns that his suspicions are correct, so he teams up with reckless fellow veteran Tuck (M. Emmet Walsh) and stages a violent rescue mission in the jungle.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087727/
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Happy 30th Anniversary to the #Fantasia Film Festival! We're back to break down our ultimate watchlists for this year, and the lineup is absolutely unhinged. From a reanimated grandma ruining an Italian Christmas dinner to an evil dinosaur trapping kids, we're covering the high-octane horror and some deeply questionable cinematic choices.
Check out the full list of features and shorties we talked about below. Which one of these are you sick enough to watch? Drop it in the comments! 👇
Features & DocumentariesSamurai and the PrisonerLast Temptation of BeckyColonyBuddyLos VampiresBowels of HellRubberheadAttack on ParadiseUnholy NightTight LettucePenny Lane is DeadSour MinnowsTeenage Sex andDeath Camp MiasmaGodhead
ShortiesTeeth Don't Have SexShitting a PenisPaper Towel MaxipadMan Eat PussyI'm in Love with a StripperFuck FaceFinger Bang
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On a sweltering Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss Zendaya as Jason Bourne. They talk about the California-accented version of the Odyssey. And delve into the pockets of some of Hollywood's greatest directors. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

We interrupt this Cannon Summer program to bring you boobs, boobs, and sorcery.
 
Sorceress | 1995An aspiring law partner's (Larry Poindexter) wife (Julie Strain) tries to eliminate her husband's rival, but his spouse is an expert at witchcraft.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111244/
 
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Why pay $20 for a movie ticket when Hollywood just uploaded the entire plot, the twist villain, AND the third-act explosion to YouTube for free? 🎬🍿
Welcome back to Rant Corner on Simplistic Reviews! Today, my blood pressure is spiking over the absolute brain-rot of modern movie marketing. Apparently, studio executives think our TikTok-fried attention spans can't handle a little mystery anymore, so they spoon-feed us the whole damn movie in 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
We break down the excruciating "Modern Trailer Formula" and roast the Hollywood suits who actually cry to the press about box office bombs. Fuck, Brad, maybe people would buy tickets if you didn't show us the climax.
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#theboys #finale #Funny #comedy Rant Corner: The Series Finale Whining Epidemic
Are you still crying about The Boys finale? Did you ask ChatGPT to rewrite the ending so you could finally get some sleep? Then this episode is dedicated to YOU.
Welcome back to another episode of Rant Corner on the Simplistic Reviews network. Today, I am absolutely losing my mind over the internet's total inability to handle a TV show ending.
Instead of rioting over Netflix raising prices for the hundredth time or the fact that every movie is a boring reboot, people are having full-blown meltdowns because a showrunner didn't validate their deranged shower fan-fiction. We're calling out the couch showrunners, the "critics" on X, and everyone else who desperately needs to find a hobby.
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Radical Jack might be connected to the events of 9/11...might be. A friend of a friend heard there was a tragic event that happen the year before. Billy Ray, never forget. 
 
Radical Jack | 2000Since his wife died on a failed mission, CIA agent and former Navy SEAL Jack Reynolds (Billy Ray Cyrus) has lost interest in just about everything. He's lured back to work, however, when given the chance to go undercover in small-town Vermont to shut down a ring of gun smugglers. Jack rolls into town, finds work and romance at the local bar, and starts busting heads -- but gun runners Lloyd (George "Buck" Flower) and Rolland (Noah Blake) aren't going down without a fight. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212458/
 
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The gang watches the new John Travolta film and wonders, The fuck was that?
 
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It's May. Which means it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast's annual Star Wars show! This episode is jam packed with nothing but wall to wall, beginning to end, Star Wars content that would make Kathleen Kennedy blush. Prequel talk, Disney Star Wars Sequel talk(insults). Games involving everything from a beaver engineer to a firespray STD. All that and more in this Force sensitive episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.