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On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. 

Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!
 
Velocipastor | 2018After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime.
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Here is the Simplistic Reviews feature length commentary for The Velocipastor. A film 65 Million Sins in the making!
 
Velocipastor | 2018After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a sex worker convinces him to use it to fight crime.
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A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!
Justin is backpacking looking for something that belongs in a museum and DJ and Matt watch the film, Inside featuring Willem Dafoe's dick.
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It's May! So it's Star Wars month here on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. With Justin off getting married, Matthew and DJ are joined by the one and only Jay Cluitt. They play a little Overrated/Underrated...play TWO versions of I Don't Care...and let the obscenities fly on another game of Who Gives A F%*k. All that and more on this May the Force Be With You May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Special Appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh and Mark Hofmeyer.

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According to a recent report, the sun will 'end of the world', a theory going viral on TikTok. Theories about the end of the world have always been around. However, according to TikTok, that could happen this Sunday, April 23 due to a solar storm. While the discourse is extremely alarming, there's some sort of scientific background to it...so yeah bye everyone, Gotham Knights ep. 2 is it! Maybe the sun cannot handle Gotham Knights anymore, just like us.
Gotham Knights | Ep. 2In an attempt to clear their names, Turner, Duela, Cullen, Harper and Carrie head back to the scene of the crime in search of Bruce Wayne's journals.
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#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksSince Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode. Gotham Knights | Ep. 1Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes is framed for his killing. With the charismatic and hard-charging District Attorney Harvey Dent and the GCPD hot on his trail, Turner must rely on allies including his best friend and formidable coder Stephanie Brown, and unlikely Batman sidekick Carrie Kelley. However, they soon learn there is a larger, more nefarious force at work within Gotham City. This team of mismatched fugitives must band together to become its next generation of saviors known as the Gotham Knights.Listen to this Podcasthttps://simplistic.media/podcasts________________________________________________________________Site: http://Simplistic.ReviewsiTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5VTwitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweetersFacebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming

April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

Getting Lucky | 1990A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).
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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksIts March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep!Listen to this Podcasthttps://simplistic.media/podcasts
 
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Getting Lucky | 1990A leprechaun in a beer bottle grants a teen (Steven Cooke) three wishes, including a date with a cheerleader (Lezlie Z. McCraw).
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
 
Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksIts March so we figured going with a stereotype would be the best idea for a movie commentary, what we didn't expect is watching a movie that spends a good 10mins up inside a girls vagina, like literally...the whole body holding on for dear life. Yep!Listen to this Podcasthttps://simplistic.media/podcasts
 
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