Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

Stone Cold
1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m
A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.
  MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.
Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days but there was a time they made enjoyable films. No, I'm not salty over the pull downs - but Stone Cold is a fun ride. And lets not pull punches here, no one pulls off the business in the front and party in the back like Brian mother F-ing Bosworth!
So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz!
Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living. 
 

Stone Cold
1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m
A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.
  MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.
Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days but there was a time they made enjoyable films. No, I'm not salty over the pull downs - but Stone Cold is a fun ride. And lets not pull punches here, no one pulls off the business in the front and party in the back like Brian mother F-ing Bosworth!
So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz!
Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living. 
 

Happy Fourth Of July! A holiday you that’s best with the fireworks that only the Simplistic Reviews Podcast can give you. On this return episode, the boys discuss what they did on their summer break, which includes hospital visits that lead to an interaction with Michael Keaton, their top 3 episodes of Black Mirror, some of Quincy Jones’ best hits…on fellow celebrities, and how much they would need to get paid to let a female soccer player kick them in the nethers. And to top it off, they play the explosive game Simplistic Submarine. All that and more on this comeback episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast MUSIC Fast Times By IDOLS Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander Variety Time By Tim Garland NOTES Alex Morgan 
Quincy Jones Rumor About Brando
Black Mirror

On this Simplistic Interview, we sit down with Heather Buckley, producer of the 2018 horror film "The Ranger."
From days writing at Fangoria Magazine to pitching films at Cannes and South by Southwest, Matt and Heather discuss what it was that got her into horror, how inclusion is shaping the horror genre, and essentially how she is an encyclopedia of genre knowledge. Oh, and of course punk rock!
Follow her all over social media too!
Twitter: @_HeatherBuckley
Instagram: www.instagram.com/_heatherbuckley
And of course check out "The Ranger!"
Twitter: @TheRangerMovie
Instagram: @therangermovie
Streaming on Shudder, Amazon Prime, and anywhere else where you can find great horror flicks.

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film.
Fire Down Below
R
 1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45m
Description
When an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local coal mogul Orin Hanner Sr. (Kris Kristofferson) is cutting financial corners by disposing of hazardous waste wherever he pleases and that local kids are falling ill because of this recklessness. Taggart then works to stop the shady activity and save the town, but Hanner and his thugs soon grow suspicious of him.
Initial release: December 13, 1997 (South Korea)
Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá
Budget: 42 million USD
Box office: 16.2 million USD
Music composed by: Nick Glennie-Smith

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film.
Fire Down Below
R
 1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45m
Description
When an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local coal mogul Orin Hanner Sr. (Kris Kristofferson) is cutting financial corners by disposing of hazardous waste wherever he pleases and that local kids are falling ill because of this recklessness. Taggart then works to stop the shady activity and save the town, but Hanner and his thugs soon grow suspicious of him.
Initial release: December 13, 1997 (South Korea)
Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá
Budget: 42 million USD
Box office: 16.2 million USD
Music composed by: Nick Glennie-Smith

Matt sits down with Cody Meirick, Director and Producer of the new documentary Scary Stories.
Find out more about Scary Stories:Scarystoriesdoc.combit.ly/WatchScaryStoriesFacebook.com/scarystoriesmovieTwitter.com/scarystoriesdocInstagram.com/scarystoriesdoc

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards. A date that will most likely go down in movie history. April 26, 2019. The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns!
Guns
1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36m
Description
Initial release: November 9, 1990
Director: Andy Sidaris
 
A South American gunrunner (Erik Estrada) uses an island in Hawaii as his base of operations. A squad of beautiful government airfreighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) agents is sent to put him out of business.
Shit yeah! Andy Sidaris! The Sidaris Cinematic Universe continues of the greatest movie series ever! Bombs! Bullets and Babes! This isn't no children's Endgame, this is real shit!
 
 
 
 

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards. A date that will most likely go down in movie history. April 26, 2019. The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns!
Guns
1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36m
Description
Initial release: November 9, 1990
Director: Andy Sidaris
 
A South American gunrunner (Erik Estrada) uses an island in Hawaii as his base of operations. A squad of beautiful government airfreighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) agents is sent to put him out of business.
Shit yeah! Andy Sidaris! The Sidaris Cinematic Universe continues of the greatest movie series ever! Bombs! Bullets and Babes! This isn't no children's Endgame, this is real shit!
 
 
 
 

 
 The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things are true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny, Oregon Trail, Jenny & Melissa McCarthy...all points of interest or disinterest on this Spring fling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 
NOTES
Jenny McCarthy Anti-Vax
The word “trump” means...
Oregon Trail
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Remake
 
MUSIC
Fast Times Club By IDOL
Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander