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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 
 
Happy 2023! Lets start this year off with back to back movie commentaries! 
And what better way then the classic JCVD film Double Teamed..oh shit sorry Double Team! The film that was nominated for and "won" three Golden Raspberry Awards: Worst Supporting Actor (Rodman), Worst New Star (also Rodman), and Worst Screen Couple (Rodman and Van Damme)
Double Team | 1997A CIA agent is interned for failing a mission to kill an international terrorist. Escaping from his island exile, he teams up with a flamboyant arms dealer and sets out to find the terrorist and rescue the agent's wife and son.
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It's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.
Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.
TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES
(Cast In Order Of Appearance)
0:00:55 -  In The Heart Of Darkcast
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi) 
0:04:50 - Pratt Fall
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro) 
0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span
(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi) 
0:13:00 - Oscars So Young
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)
0:17:15 - Morbi-Who Pt1 & Pt2
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Jay Cluitt)
0:21:32 - Fictional Football Hall Of Fame
(DJ Valentine)
0:24:37 - WandaReVision
(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh)
0:29:11 - Kenobi Comes Clean
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt)
0:33:35 - Woody
(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh)
0:36:59 - Alan Grant Is Bad With Kids
(DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Jeanette Ward)
0:41:02 - No Peace
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)
0:44:20 - Star Spangled Manhandling
(DJ Valentine)
0:47:30 - If You Can't Stand The Heat
(Justin Polizzi, DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Freddy Maas)
0:52:29 - World's Worst Detectives
(DJ Valentine, Justin Polizzi)
0:56:05 - While You Were Sleeping
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)
0:59:51 - Villain Swap!
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine, Jay Cluitt, Justin Polizzi, Matthew Stewart)
1:04:36 - You Have My Sympathies
(DJ Valentine, Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Jay Cluitt)
1:06:41 - The Nightmare Before Skeletor
(Freddy Maas, DJ Valentine)
1:10:58 - Accidental Anti-Hero
(DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas, Mark Hofmeyer)
1:14:43 - Over My Dead Body
(Matthew Stewart, Jay Cluitt, DJ Valentine, Freddy Maas)
1:18:21 - Christmas Fiction
(DJ Valentine)
1:21:51 - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
(DJ Valentine)

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Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!
Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!
Robotrix | 1991
A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.
 
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Welcome to a Hong Kong Christmas!
Sometimes when we do these films, we wonder how bad it will be. We never ever think we are about to watch a film that will change our lives. Today...we have one and its so damn good. What a way to end 2022!
Robotrix | 1991
A man transfers his mind to an android, and kidnaps a middle eastern prince, demanding a ransom. Meanwhile, he goes on a spree of raping and killing prostitutes. The police secret androids, Robotrix, are the only ones that could stop him.
 
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Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/linksToday is 2022 a Year in Review The good and bad of movies and tv all in 15 mins (time is based on a 1000 watt microwave)A podcast in 15 minutes!Listen or Watch this Podcast: Simplistic.Reviews#2022 #ShortPodcast #Podcast #tv #movies #bodiesbodiesbodies #avatar #wayofthewater #thebatman #houseofthedragon

Christmas come early! Why? Because it's the Simplistic Reviews Podcast Holiday Special, stupid! On this merry episode, the boys peruse around in Santa's Sack of goodies. They go into an in depth conversation about Sex & The City...24 years too late. They play a little Joker's Wild, which leads into them taking a piss out of The Dark Knight Rises. And Julie gives her take on the Hallmark Channel. All that and more on this Christmas cheer episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. 

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We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting. 
I Am Here....Now| 2009
God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas. 
 
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Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) 
 
We waited 360 days for a Neil Breen film. Some would say that's cruel and unusual punishment, we would say that's patience. Because good things come to those who wait...and after watching this...we are still waiting. 
I Am Here....Now| 2009
God takes a human form and interacts with the various sinners of Las Vegas. 
#Goodbad #iamhere #NeilBreen #Podcast #MovieCommentary________________________________________________________________
Site: http://Simplistic.Reviews
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Today is BYOB: BRING YOUR OWN BIT OF MEDIATopics include a new and "last" Rambo movie, SAS: Rogue Heroes & Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
A podcast in 15 minutes! (with a little extra on this one)
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Put down that turkey leg, take a pass on that pumpkin pie, and toss out that cranberry sauce. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to put your Thanksgiving appetite in jeopardy. On this episode, the boys bring on their friend and attorney, Freddy Maas, to help them finally make a statement about She-Hulk that won't get them cancelled. They also take some shots at Black Adam, Superman, Hawkman, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lena Dunham, and of course...Kanye. So gobble gobble up this brand new episode!