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We are back with a new Amir Shervan film. Since the passing of Richard Donner we figured a knockoff of Lethal Weapon would be perfect. 
 
Hollywood Cop | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 41m  
An undercover police officer (David Goss) thwarts a mob boss (Jim Mitchum) holding a boy hostage for $6 million.
 
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Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic film series, Lethal Weapon.
Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes we're continuing this gimmick but only because of the love we have for the great Richard Donner.
Thank you Richard for all the wonderful movies.
    Lethal Weapon (1987)    Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)    Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)    Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
Lethal Weapon is an American buddy cop action-comedy media franchise created by Shane Black. It focuses on two Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) detectives, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh. The franchise originally consisted of a series of four films released between 1987 and 1998, and later a television series which aired from 2016 to 2019. All four films in the series were directed by Richard Donner and also share many of the same core cast members, while the television series recast the main roles with younger actors instead. Though the first film was not explicitly a comedy, the later films and the television series gradually became comedic in nature.
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It's America's birthday so the boys at Simplistic Reviews are throwing a party full of patriotism and pride and...potshots at Hollywood and painful impressions and petty arguments about Batman films. After the opening send-up on Top Gun, the boys get theoretical with another edition of Believable Or Bullshit. Julie's latest diary entry follows that and then the return of one of our favorite games...Simplistic Fisticuffs. 
All that and more on this bottle rocket of an episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

The Pit | 1981 ‧ Horror ‧ 1h 36m
 
A solitary and strange preteen boy wreaks revenge on his harassers when he makes a disturbing discovery in the depth of a forest. (From IMDB)
 
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Today we go out to the woods and play around a pit with a mystery of which we haven't encountered with before. Let's all spend some quality time together and throw all of our problems into this hole in the ground. Problems, a hole... no this isn't about Shia LaBeouf.
 
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#Movie #Commentary #Horror #ThePit #Podcast

Welcome to Simply 15 Classic Edition. Yes another gimmick from Simplistic Reviews...we don't like ourselves either.
 
Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! 
 
Today we give our 15 minutes on the classic, Tango & Cash.1989 ‧ Comedy/Buddy cop ‧ 1h 44m
 
Police officers Ray Tango (Sylvester Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) are narcotics experts working to bring down drug lord Yves Perret (Jack Palance). In an attempt to stymie their efforts, Perret sets up Tango and Cash, making it look as if they've killed an FBI agent. Arrested and put in prison, the two cops formulate an escape plan and, once out, team up with Tango's exotic dancer sister, Katherine (Teri Hatcher), in order to clear their records and take down Perret once and for all.
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Yo June! On this latest edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything from Woody Allen to Woody from Toy Story...from Henry Golding to Henry Cavill...from Willy Wonka to Big Willy Smith. All that, several Real American jibes at the classic GI Joe animated series and underhanded jokes at Steven Seagal's expense on episode 160 of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
AND...If you want to sing along to the opening song, here are DJ's alternative lyrics to the G.I. Joe theme:
 
DJ's Alternative Lyrics To The G.I. Joe Theme Song
Crashing through the skies,
comes a fearful cry.
Cobra! x2
 
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING)
Cobra! x2
 
Armies Of the night,
Evil taking flight.
Cobra! x2
 
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING)
Cobra!
Ow! My throat!
 
Nowhere to run,
Nowhere to hide!
Panic spreading far and wide,
Who can turn the tide?
 
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
G.I. Joe is there!
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
They cause their share of damage, to be fair!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
And causing mayhem!
We put alarming faith in them!
 
Can the world oppose,
Deadliest of foes.
Cobra! x2
 
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING)
I'm coughing blood!
This really hurts!
 
Joes will risk it all,
To end the evil call of,
Cobra! x2
 
(CHORUS OVERLAPPING WITH COUGH)
 
They never give up,
They never say die.
Walking tall with banners high,
They sound the battle cry!
 
(ALPINE OVERLAPPING)
Leroy Jenkins!
 
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
G.I. Joe resists!
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
Your government's funding this!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
Over land and sea and air!
They're why we cut your Medicare!
 
(NARRATOR)
G.I. Joe is the code name for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. Even though they consist of half-dressed karate experts, Native Americans with attack eagles, and guys really committed to sports motifs. Their purpose? To defend us from Cobra. A ruthless terrorist organization with really good branding. I mean, I wouldn't wear an al Qaeda t-shirt, but I'd rock the hell out of that Cobra logo.
 
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
Although many are foreign!
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
Seriously, check their origins!
Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
They're one hell of a team!
A jingoistic wet dream!
 
(COBRA COMMANDER OVERLAPPING)
Cobra! I can't see shit in this goddamn mask!
 
(CHORUS)
G.I. Joe!
A real American hero,
One guy has a talking bird!
G.I. Joe!

Marked For Death | 1990 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 33m
 
A retired DEA agent is out to hunt down and take out a Jamaican drug posse that has targeted he and his family for murder. (From IMDB)
 
For some odd reason this is our 3rd Steven Seagal movie. And this one comes with bad Jamaican accents from both the actors and us. It's got a good kill count so we have that going for us.
 
Hard To Kill - https://youtu.be/oeVNLP2MRJg
Fire Down Below - https://youtu.be/SkdPZRedbpg
 
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#Movie #Commentary #MarkedforDeath #StevenSeagal #Podcast

Don't have 15 minutes? I don't believe you! 
Today we give our 15 minutes on the new Amazon Prime series, Invincible.
Seventeen-year-old Mark Grayson is just like every guy his age, except that his father is Omni-Man, the most powerful superhero on the planet. As Mark develops powers of his own, he discovers his father's legacy may not be as heroic as it seems.
 
 
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On this May Day edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys swoon over Tony Scott films, James Spader, the Captain America trilogy, and Artemis Fowl. One of those things aren't true. You'll have to listen to find out which and to hear a lot more on the latest episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version without movie audio as well) 
China O'Brien | 1989 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 30m
 
A police woman, expert and instructor in martial arts, leaves the city to stay with her dad, sheriff in a town with peace and quiet - or so she thinks. She gets plenty opportunities to show her martial arts skills. (From IMDB)
 
China O'Brien was one of the hardest movies to find, yet one of the best movies we ever watched...we'll in terms of fighting since the acting and story is nothing much to write home about. But damn those fight scenes are amazing. We can only hope the sequel lives up or excels in the fighting category.
 
Since this film is so hard to find we will upload some fighting scenes for you to see on our YouTube channel. Also, in our video version of this podcast you'll see a few fights appear as we watch.
Grab that popcorn, hold on to your peg of a hand and long live our Queen, Cynthia Rothrock! One of the best action stars...ever!
 
 
#Movie #Commentary #China #Podcast